Never-ever Leave Your Kids Unattended. Please repeat numerous times. I’m serious. Never Leave Your Kids Unattended. Never Leave Your Kids Unattended. Never Leave Your Kids Unattended. Never Leave Your Kids Unattended.
If you leave your kids unattended,
You know you’re in trouble.
Say bye-bye to clean bedrooms
But you can expect some help doing the laundry.
That laptop of yours where you saved all your data?
It’s gone dude.
Yes, these kids are sinister
They will rip everything apart
and also leave awful graffiti
But if you love abstract art
Maybe you’ll appreciate their work.
Everything they see is a canvass.
Even your passport.
And, after a long days work, they are gonna rest.
And maybe have a chat with some of their friends.
Or have a bit of fun in the pool.
Or maybe just go fishing.
Never ever leave them starving.
Never leave them at all!
I said don’t leave them!
I told you so.